Superpoop: 2014
Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

06-30-06: connected

Married To The Sea comic: connected * Text: 

Which one of you dicks connected my house to all these other buildings????

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06-29-06: war rules

Married To The Sea comic: war rules * Text: 

Dude! I changed my mind. War rules. I love it when eighteen-year-olds get blown up.

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06-28-06: would u like to court

Married To The Sea comic: would u like to court * Text: 

Would i like to court???? - 19, Female Weltonsboroguh-on-stirshaft, Middlesex, England


HOBBIES: Hanging out with friends, courting


OCCUPATION: Trying to get married lol


FAVORITE MUSIC: Anything except rap sheet music and country sheet music


ABOUT ME: No cobblers. No blacksmiths. No games!!! (except for Fortunatus!!!)

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06-27-06: angel finger

Married To The Sea comic: angel finger * Text: 

Elijah! Wake up. Wake. Up. Elijah. Do you want the angel finger? Ohhh, uh oh, it looks like the angel finger is coming. Here it is, Ellijah. An-gel-fin-ger. An-gel-fin-ger. AN. GEL. FIN. GER. WAKE. UP. AN-GEL-FIN-GER. HERE IT COMES.

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06-26-06: juggalo gondola

Married To The Sea comic: juggalo gondola * Text: 

Have you ridden with Juggalo Gondola before, ma'am?


No.


Juggalo Gondola is owned and operated solely by Joggalos. I been carrying the oar since Milenko.

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06-25-06: cheaters go to hell

Married To The Sea comic: cheaters go to hell * Text: 

HELLO CHRISTOPHER. WELL IT LOOKS LIKE YOU CHEATED AT

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06-24-06: ATTENTION SCIENTISTS

Married To The Sea comic: ATTENTION SCIENTISTS * Text: 

DO NOT CLONE THESE


You can just pull an arm off and it will grow into a whole new one

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06-23-06: tiny harlot

Married To The Sea comic: tiny harlot * Text: 

Oh! Tiny harlot! Will you ride that horse all the way home and put your tiny boobs away.

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06-22-06: shitty spoons

Married To The Sea comic: shitty spoons * Text: 

Shitty spoons!


You're not allowed in our silverware drawer ever again!

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06-21-06: victrolaism

Married To The Sea comic: victrolaism * Text: 

Suh-uh-suh-uh, suh- uh-a-uh-a-uh-a-suh-a-suh-a-suh-uh-uck-ucka, suh-uh-a-ucka dick, a dick-dick.

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06-20-06: technically

Married To The Sea comic: technically * Text: 

If heaven doesn't take his feet, I think we get to keep them. Technically.

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06-19-06: right back

Married To The Sea comic: right back * Text: 

Uh, look, okay... I'll be back in like a half hour. An hour max. Just... I met these guys, and I kinda promised them I would go hang out with them for a few minutes, and listen, they are sooo nice. I can't just say no to them, they'll probably cry. They're sooooo nice. So, you just stay here in the cage, and I'll be back as soon as I can.

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06-18-06: public harpist

Married To The Sea comic: public harpist * Text: 

Thank you. That was

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06-17-06: poop rot

Married To The Sea comic: poop rot * Text: 

EAT THAT OTHER DOG'S POOP


NO!!! WAIT UNTIL IT ROTS A LITTLE

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06-16-06: freshly made apple cider

Married To The Sea comic: freshly made apple cider * Text: 

they lock us in a trailer every night someone please help


Try some delicious apple cider, freshly made from locally-grown apples!

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06-15-06: out the vase

Married To The Sea comic: out the vase * Text: 

You! Your card


My card is motherfucker don't make me come out the vase.

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06-14-06: PHONED IN

Married To The Sea comic: PHONED IN * Text: 

BLOGS INTERNET MEMES ON-LINE MODEMS W.W.W.


Shit I ain't caught a comic all day. Gonna have to phone this one in.

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06-14-06: social lubricant

Married To The Sea comic: social lubricant * Text: 

After a couple glasses of this shit, I'll fuck ANYTHING!!

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06-14-06: staircase

Married To The Sea comic: staircase * Text: 

Get out of here staircase

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06-14-06: these colors

Married To The Sea comic: these colors * Text: 

THESE COLORS RUN, BUT ONLY SLIGHTLY

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06-14-06: too many cusses

Married To The Sea comic: too many cusses * Text: 

Yes, I do like your new webcomic. But it just has too many cusses in it.

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06-13-06: house fire

Married To The Sea comic: house fire * Text: 

set your neighbors house on fire

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06-12-06: phoenix blog

Married To The Sea comic: phoenix blog * Text: 

aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


YOU GUYS PISSED ME OFF SO MUCH I HAD TO ARISE FROM THE FLAMES TO BLOG ABOUT IT

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06-11-06: LOOKS LIKE A WAR

Married To The Sea comic: LOOKS LIKE A WAR * Text: 

DUDE WHAT IS GOING ON WHY IS EVERY ONE SO PISSED


NO IDEA MAN I JUST CAME OUT TO GET SOME MILK


LOOKS LIKE A WAR

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06-10-06: i hate voting

Married To The Sea comic: i hate voting * Text: 

THIS RULES


NO KIDDING. I HATE VOTING

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06-09-06: give me that pencil

Married To The Sea comic: give me that pencil * Text: 

Henry! HENRY! God DAMN IT. How many times do I have to tell you? DO NOT WRITE IN THE DICTIONARY. DO NOT.


Give me that pencil.


Pen-cilll. The thing in your fucking hand, Henry.

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06-08-06: camel card trick

Married To The Sea comic: camel card trick * Text: 

Camel! Stop! Stop immediately! Is this your card...the one of hearts?


It is! Look! Here it is! The one of hearts!

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06-07-06: local judge fired

Married To The Sea comic: local judge fired * Text: 

LOCAL JUDGE FIRED FOR WEARING RIDICULOUS WIG: He doesn't know yet, says county commissioner

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06-06-06: flower branch

Married To The Sea comic: flower branch * Text: 

Where'd I get the fake flower-branch thing? Well, it's funny you asked, actually. I stole it from your mom's doorway.

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06-05-06: chair delivery

Married To The Sea comic: chair delivery * Text: 

Chair delivery! Hey! Chair! Delivery! Anyone home?


Come on, who ordered the chair? Anyone? HEllo? We got an order for a chair to 108 Main Street, I got the paper right here.


If this is another prank telegraph...well, the next time you actually need a chair you'll be sorry. Then who are you going to get to deliver it? Not me, punks.

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06-04-06: bird foot cake

Married To The Sea comic: bird foot cake * Text: 

Grandpa! Thanks for coming by! It's, uh, it's not exactly my birthday today, but, you know it's coming up pretty soon. And you know how much I love jello cups and bird feet and grapes. I can't believe you had a cake made up with all of that, uh, all of those ingredients.

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06-03-06: keep going

Married To The Sea comic: keep going * Text: 

KEEP GOING


You can't be on television unless we can see your ribcage

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06-02-06: bum bum buppa bum

Married To The Sea comic: bum bum buppa bum * Text: 

Bum bum buppa bum! Bub-a-dow buppit bum bum bum! It's me! Allesandre! The angel of six-string bass. Boooooooooowip.

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06-01-06: levitating

Married To The Sea comic: levitating * Text: 

Ma'am, there can be no levitating next to the train, please.

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Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec