archives (by month):
2010: jan . : . feb
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2010: jan . : . feb
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
Which one of you dicks connected my house to all these other buildings????
Dude! I changed my mind. War rules. I love it when eighteen-year-olds get blown up.
Would i like to court???? - 19, Female Weltonsboroguh-on-stirshaft, Middlesex, England HOBBIES: Hanging out with friends, courting OCCUPATION: Trying to get married lol FAVORITE MUSIC: Anything except rap sheet music and country sheet music ABOUT ME: No cobblers. No blacksmiths. No games!!! (except for Fortunatus!!!)
Elijah! Wake up. Wake. Up. Elijah. Do you want the angel finger? Ohhh, uh oh, it looks like the angel finger is coming. Here it is, Ellijah. An-gel-fin-ger. An-gel-fin-ger. AN. GEL. FIN. GER. WAKE. UP. AN-GEL-FIN-GER. HERE IT COMES.
Have you ridden with Juggalo Gondola before, ma'am? No. Juggalo Gondola is owned and operated solely by Joggalos. I been carrying the oar since Milenko.
HELLO CHRISTOPHER. WELL IT LOOKS LIKE YOU CHEATED AT "MAGIC THE GATHERING" IN 1996 SO YOU ARE GOING TO HELL.
DO NOT CLONE THESE You can just pull an arm off and it will grow into a whole new one
Oh! Tiny harlot! Will you ride that horse all the way home and put your tiny boobs away.
Shitty spoons! You're not allowed in our silverware drawer ever again!
Suh-uh-suh-uh, suh- uh-a-uh-a-uh-a-suh-a-suh-a-suh-uh-uck-ucka, suh-uh-a-ucka dick, a dick-dick.
If heaven doesn't take his feet, I think we get to keep them. Technically.
Uh, look, okay... I'll be back in like a half hour. An hour max. Just... I met these guys, and I kinda promised them I would go hang out with them for a few minutes, and listen, they are sooo nice. I can't just say no to them, they'll probably cry. They're sooooo nice. So, you just stay here in the cage, and I'll be back as soon as I can.
Thank you. That was "Little Earthquakes", by Tori Amos. Now, I will play another Tori Amos song.
EAT THAT OTHER DOG'S POOP NO!!! WAIT UNTIL IT ROTS A LITTLE
they lock us in a trailer every night someone please help Try some delicious apple cider, freshly made from locally-grown apples!
You! Your card My card is motherfucker don't make me come out the vase.
BLOGS INTERNET MEMES ON-LINE MODEMS W.W.W. Shit I ain't caught a comic all day. Gonna have to phone this one in.
After a couple glasses of this shit, I'll fuck ANYTHING!!
Get out of here staircase
THESE COLORS RUN, BUT ONLY SLIGHTLY
Yes, I do like your new webcomic. But it just has too many cusses in it.
set your neighbors house on fire
aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YOU GUYS PISSED ME OFF SO MUCH I HAD TO ARISE FROM THE FLAMES TO BLOG ABOUT IT
DUDE WHAT IS GOING ON WHY IS EVERY ONE SO PISSED NO IDEA MAN I JUST CAME OUT TO GET SOME MILK LOOKS LIKE A WAR
THIS RULES NO KIDDING. I HATE VOTING
Henry! HENRY! God DAMN IT. How many times do I have to tell you? DO NOT WRITE IN THE DICTIONARY. DO NOT. Give me that pencil. Pen-cilll. The thing in your fucking hand, Henry.
Camel! Stop! Stop immediately! Is this your card...the one of hearts? It is! Look! Here it is! The one of hearts!
LOCAL JUDGE FIRED FOR WEARING RIDICULOUS WIG: He doesn't know yet, says county commissioner
Where'd I get the fake flower-branch thing? Well, it's funny you asked, actually. I stole it from your mom's doorway.
Chair delivery! Hey! Chair! Delivery! Anyone home? Come on, who ordered the chair? Anyone? HEllo? We got an order for a chair to 108 Main Street, I got the paper right here. If this is another prank telegraph...well, the next time you actually need a chair you'll be sorry. Then who are you going to get to deliver it? Not me, punks.
Grandpa! Thanks for coming by! It's, uh, it's not exactly my birthday today, but, you know it's coming up pretty soon. And you know how much I love jello cups and bird feet and grapes. I can't believe you had a cake made up with all of that, uh, all of those ingredients.
KEEP GOING You can't be on television unless we can see your ribcage
Bum bum buppa bum! Bub-a-dow buppit bum bum bum! It's me! Allesandre! The angel of six-string bass. Boooooooooowip.
Ma'am, there can be no levitating next to the train, please.
archives (by month):
2010: jan . : . feb
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2010: jan . : . feb
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
