Superpoop: 2014
Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

06-30-08: pig boils

Married To The Sea comic: pig boils * Text: 

Hey, man, any way you could cut those boils off the pig and sell em separate? I already got a pig at home, but I could use some boils.


Sorry, buddy. You want the boils, you buy the pig.

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06-29-08: internet cop

Married To The Sea comic: internet cop * Text: 

Sir, I'll need you to step away from the keyboard. Step... Step away from the keyboard now! This is my internet, bucko!

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06-28-08: how many whole grains

Married To The Sea comic: how many whole grains * Text: 

JAMES MY MAN
WHAT CAN I GET YOU THIS FINE EVENING


You think I hit you on the pager just to say hi? Get me the bleezy, bro. I haven't taken a shit in a week.


SOUNDS LIKE YOU COULD USE SOME FIBER. HOW MANY WHOLE GRAINS ARE YOU EATING

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06-27-08: hurdles

Married To The Sea comic: hurdles * Text: 

Keep jumping over those hurdles!


We'll keep setting them up for as long as it takes you to fall on your dumb face.

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06-26-08: oyster technique

Married To The Sea comic: oyster technique * Text: 

Wrong


Right

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06-25-08: that is not the fantasy

Married To The Sea comic: that is not the fantasy * Text: 

Ladies! Ladies! Stop at once! Do you hear? Stop! You are not to hit with fists. That is not the fantasy. You are to slap. Open hand slaps. I like the sound.

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06-24-08: grandmas chicken ceviche

Married To The Sea comic: grandmas chicken ceviche * Text: 

Ah, just about done! Another perfect batch of Grandma's chicken ceviche.

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06-23-08: row it or stow it

Married To The Sea comic: row it or stow it * Text: 

Hey, moron! Get outta the way! Row it or stow it.

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06-22-08: backyard breeder cup

Married To The Sea comic: backyard breeder cup * Text: 

Amber Dawn Jenkins
Squirrel Fork, Ohio


Winner, 2008 Lil' Backyard Breeder Cup

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06-21-08: flying kites

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I wish the wind would pick up.


Yeah, and aren't kites usually pretty big? These are pathetic. I'm glad Headline News repeats on the half-hour or I'd feel like today was a total waste.

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06-20-08: hot chick over there

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Whoa, that chick's got nothing on but waders! What the hell is she doing all the way out here by herself?!

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06-19-08: wax electroclash cylinders

Married To The Sea comic: wax electroclash cylinders * Text: 

Pick up the pace, damned horse! By the type we get to Brooklyn, these wax electroclash cylinders are going to be  worthless!

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06-18-08: have a little extra

Married To The Sea comic: have a little extra * Text: 

Here you go, fishy guys. In fact... have a little extra. On the house. Maybe now you won't have to watch your kids grow up to be assholes.

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06-17-08: oyster barrow

Married To The Sea comic: oyster barrow * Text: 

Oyster-barrow! Oyster-barrow's here! Get your oysters 'fore they finish rotting! Oyster-barrow!

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06-16-08: graphic design job

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Ah, great. Table's crooked. Looks like there's a note... no, it's blank. Huh. There are a few blank papers here. Weird.


Where's my mouse, anyway? I thought this was a graphic design job.

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06-15-08: good boy scamper

Married To The Sea comic: good boy scamper * Text: 

You're a good boy, Scamper! Gooood boyyyy. Yyyyyesssss. you do a goooooood job. YYYYYes you do. Much better than Cuddles. YYYYessss.

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06-14-08: go climb some stairs

Married To The Sea comic: go climb some stairs * Text: 

You want your portrait for free? Ha! You and every other monk. Y'all need to read up on the whole

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06-13-08: modern existence

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Ah, you see that, dog? We build and we enslave, and we scramble, yet from a distance, we're no better than insects, drawn to the scent of honey or the flicker of a candle in the night.



Whoa, is that a piece of paper?

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06-12-08: why the sphinx has no nose

Married To The Sea comic: why the sphinx has no nose * Text: 

Shouldn't we finish that Sphinx nose before we all start gettin' stoned?


Nah, man, come on... it'll be more fun this way.

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06-11-08: european mountain ash

Married To The Sea comic: european mountain ash * Text: 

You're right, Carol. That is, indeed, a European Mountain Ash. For a fifty-yard shot, though, I'd recommend a golf club.

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06-10-08: flip that henge

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Okay, guys... we're really in crunch mode now. I've gotta get this henge on the marked by Friday. You've been working this hard... but I need you to work thiiiis hard. Like this. See my arms? Thiiiis hard.

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06-09-08: child gets hurt

Married To The Sea comic: child gets hurt * Text: 

Do, it Aidan! Grab the kitty!


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06-08-08: carpet cleaning

Married To The Sea comic: carpet cleaning * Text: 

Son of a bitch! How am I gonna know which carpet is mine?

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06-07-08: fishing was ruined

Married To The Sea comic: fishing was ruined * Text: 

I cleared out my schedule, 
The weekend was freed /
But the fishing was ruined:
Forgot to bring weed.

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06-06-08: fire putter outer

Married To The Sea comic: fire putter outer * Text: 

I'm the fire-putter-outer...
Twisted fire-putter-outer!
Ba-da-now-nuh-now.

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06-05-08: fingers feelin weird

Married To The Sea comic: fingers feelin weird * Text: 

Hey, man... my fingers are feelin' kinda weird. Just, like, they hurt, right? But they're also kinda numb when I wake up in the morning. Yours ever do that? No? Well, when I hold up my sword like this, I can feel-- hold on a sec, let me stomp on this guy.

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06-04-08: another hobby

Married To The Sea comic: another hobby * Text: 

This is taking forever... there's gotta be another hobby I can get into.


This is great, Harry! It looks just like a swimsuit.

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06-03-08: cognitive dissonance

Married To The Sea comic: cognitive dissonance * Text: 

Oooooohhhhhhhh,,,
cognitive dissonance.
I wish I could rub some Tiger Balm on my brain.

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06-02-08: elevated board attachers

Married To The Sea comic: elevated board attachers * Text: 

Elevated Board Attachers
200 Crane St. 
Columbus, Ohio
424-8800


No elevation too high
No board too wooden

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06-01-08: pretending

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Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec