Superpoop: 2014
Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

03-31-06: industrial revolution

Married To The Sea comic: industrial revolution * Text: 

I can't wait for the industrial revlution. I hate making shit by hand.


Dude, have you heard there's going to be an industrial revolution? This is gonna blow.

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03-30-06: harps or something

Married To The Sea comic: harps or something * Text: 

THE BAKERY


FRESH BREAD


Dude, why in the Fuck are we deliveing Bread? Shouldn't We be flying around or playing some Harps or something? This is a total Crock.

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03-29-06: always do well in school

Married To The Sea comic: always do well in school * Text: 

Always do well in school, or we'll break your fucking thumb.


Trad.

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03-29-06: arent you glad you went to

Married To The Sea comic: arent you glad you went to  * Text: 

Fuck. I'm totally glad I went to college.

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03-29-06: brazil

Married To The Sea comic: brazil * Text: 

Dude, check this out. I'm gonna cause a hurricane in Brazil.


Yeah, seriously! All I have to do is flap my wings. Just say like, just tell me, hey, cause a hurricane in Brazil, and I'll just be like, okay, and just flap my wings.


And, bam. Brazil. Just, seriously, just say it, and I'll do it.

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03-29-06: calculus

Married To The Sea comic: calculus * Text: 

WHAT THE FUCK IS CALCULUS????

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03-29-06: daguerrotype

Married To The Sea comic: daguerrotype * Text: 

In this book, I keep the souls I have stolen with my daguerrotype machinery.

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03-29-06: do it

Married To The Sea comic: do it * Text: 

Do it! Throw it, dude! Atlas! Come on, man! Do it! Come on, dude!


Hey, guys, Atlas is being a total pussy. He's not throwing it. COME ON ATLAS! Pussy.

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03-29-06: faith based medicine

Married To The Sea comic: faith based medicine * Text: 

One megaphone of aspirin, and...finished! Would you telephone Mister Thistleberry and let him know his fait-based prescription has been filled.

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03-29-06: human tick hybrid

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Fucl! I don't remembr what the Bible says about if you die and a human-tick hybrid comes out of your soul or something! Uh, our heavenly father, bless this hovering human-tick hybrid... um... amen.


I think this dude is going to hell. The pope is going to be so mad at me.

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03-29-06: it spoils your complexion

Married To The Sea comic: it spoils your complexion * Text: 

DON'T FORNICATE

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03-29-06: john adams

Married To The Sea comic: john adams * Text: 

JOHN ADAMS


Our Littlest President

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03-29-06: kick your face off

Married To The Sea comic: kick your face off * Text: 

I'm sorry...Did I just hear you tell me to get down from my Boxthrone? You must not know who I am. Remove yourself from my presence before I kick your face off.

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03-29-06: look

Married To The Sea comic: look * Text: 

LOOK AT THIS THING

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03-29-06: next year im growing crack

Married To The Sea comic: next year im growing crack * Text: 

Great. Another bumper crop of tobacco. Uh, thanks, Mother Nature, but I was kind of more hoping you would, I don't know... bring me some clothes? Just a thought.

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03-29-06: pollution time

Married To The Sea comic: pollution time * Text: 

HEY GUYS GET OUT OF THE WAY!!!! POLLUTION TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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03-29-06: sled rides

Married To The Sea comic: sled rides * Text: 

Sled rides: 5


Moustache rides: 10

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03-29-06: songbook

Married To The Sea comic: songbook * Text: 

SAMUEL P. BENJAMIN'S


EXTREMELY BORING SONGBOOK.


INTERMEDIATE LEVEL.


For use in school, church, or any place where fun is prohibited.

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03-29-06: starving

Married To The Sea comic: starving * Text: 

We're Going To Die This Winter


FAMILY FLOUR


WHEAT


CORN

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03-29-06: swish

Married To The Sea comic: swish * Text: 

she takes it to the hole... the bucket goes in... and... SWISH!! NOTHING BUT WELL WATER

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03-29-06: tendons

Married To The Sea comic: tendons * Text: 

Kangaroo Tendons


IN ALCOHOL


SIZE....MEDIUM


ALLEN HANBURYS LTD


Let's see... we have some soda, orange juice, purple stuff... Oh, kangaroo tendons! We have kangaroo tendons too! I'll put the water on to boil.

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03-29-06: verbal abuse

Married To The Sea comic: verbal abuse * Text: 

I will withstand your verbal abuse 10

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03-29-06: you dont think

Married To The Sea comic: you dont think * Text: 

But I didn't think--


Well, you don't think, and you know what, that's your problem. You don't think.

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03-28-06: poop torpedo

Married To The Sea comic: poop torpedo * Text: 

Ride the Poop Torpedo 6

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03-27-06: business card

Married To The Sea comic: business card * Text: 

It was nice to meet you. Here's my business card. Take care.


Guy who will stand behind you at the post office and whistle loudly.


Telephone 5-2200

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03-26-06: child labor

Married To The Sea comic: child labor * Text: 

THANK GOD FOR CHILD LABOR

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03-25-06: barrels

Married To The Sea comic: barrels * Text: 

BARRELS


Use them to store


Liquids


Solids

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03-24-06: toot toot

Married To The Sea comic: toot toot * Text: 

Toot-toot! Fire's over here, guys!!

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03-23-06: seriously

Married To The Sea comic: seriously * Text: 

Dude. Eagle. Seriouslly, dude, get off my ball.

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03-22-06: just leave it

Married To The Sea comic: just leave it * Text: 

No...just leave it, Abraham. That's the squirrel's tiny anvil, now.

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03-21-06: laudanum

Married To The Sea comic: laudanum * Text: 

Watches, spectacles, clocks, rings, pins, cuff links...These are all the things I pawned to support my laudanum habit.

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03-20-06: another mug of beer

Married To The Sea comic: another mug of beer * Text: 

Would you like another mug of beer?


Yes, please! Beer is my sole pleasure as an upright goat-man hybrid.

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03-19-06: bird based

Married To The Sea comic: bird based * Text: 

Oh, christ, tell me I'm not the only bird-based furry here. Is that a shark over there? Dude, shark dude, you don't count. Sharks don't have fur. Idiot.

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03-18-06: billiards table

Married To The Sea comic: billiards table * Text: 

BILLIARDS TABLE - $39.99


Once in your basement, this billiards table will provide an attractive surface for the folding of laundry, a storage space for boxes and other boxes, and will even provide cover, in your mind, in the case of a tornado or other natural disaster! Table includes automatic ball-return (A perfect place for your cat to vomit and sleep!) and seven pool-cues, which will be used by your children as imaginary weapons when you are not in the room. Also included is a set of flas

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03-17-06: what

Married To The Sea comic: what * Text: 

what

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03-16-06: the horse is stressed out

Married To The Sea comic: the horse is stressed out * Text: 

noooooooooooooooooooo

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03-15-06: tattoo me

Married To The Sea comic: tattoo me * Text: 

TATTOO ME ON YOUR SELF

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03-14-06: sorry

Married To The Sea comic: sorry * Text: 

Sorry


about the illegal wiretapping

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03-13-06: no bread

Married To The Sea comic: no bread * Text: 

What? You didn't bring bread? Nobody brought any bread at all?! Do you guys not understand that this is going to be the LAST TIME I EVER HAVE DINNER?

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03-12-06: pretty

Married To The Sea comic: pretty * Text: 

Pretty


Pretty Pretty Pretty Pretty Pretty Pretty

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03-11-06: bear dance

Married To The Sea comic: bear dance * Text: 

I will dress in the costume of a bear and dance seductively for you. Do you have a rough wooden pole upon which I may gyrate? And do you seek companionship from a bear-dressed man? Respond post-haste to me, and we shall convene. AD #32

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03-10-06: angel based photography

Married To The Sea comic: angel based photography * Text: 

Get your picture taken with FUCKING ANGELS!!!


ONLY AT: Angel-Based Photography 4 North St., next to Angel-Based Adult Video Rental and Novelty Shop

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03-09-06: baby orchestra

Married To The Sea comic: baby orchestra * Text: 

No, no, no. Baby orchestra, start at section THREE and D.C. al capo. And you! Harp baby! Pull your wig on straight. Have some dignity. This is a baby orchestra.

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03-08-06: train time

Married To The Sea comic: train time * Text: 

Excuse me, good sir, but do you know the time?


Let me check my watch.


It appears to be train time.

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03-07-06: word up bro

Married To The Sea comic: word up bro * Text: 

Word up bro you holding?


Yeah dogg what you need?


Some chopped-up dead sheep, mixed with growth hormone.

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03-06-06: retard hat

Married To The Sea comic: retard hat * Text: 

Here's a hat which will fit you magnificently.


What about that hat behind you?


Which hat?


The giant, glowing, floating hat.


That hat is not for sale.


Can I try it on?


Are you fucking retarded?


Yes.

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03-05-06: worse than harding

Married To The Sea comic: worse than harding * Text: 

How silly. There will never be a worse president than Warren G. Harding.

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03-04-06: phase four

Married To The Sea comic: phase four * Text: 

Phase Four of Initiation: We all play trumpet onto a biscuit, and make Clarence eat it.

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03-03-06: gracious

Married To The Sea comic: gracious * Text: 

Oh, my gracious! Internet, you have offended my delicate sensibilities!

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03-02-06: the raisins in spain

Married To The Sea comic: the raisins in spain * Text: 

Here are our raisins, madam. They are raisins of the highest quality from Spain.


Those look lovely.


They are lovely, madam.


May I taste one?


No.


MUSTARD SUGAR RAISINS 100

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03-01-06: less than

Married To The Sea comic: less than * Text: 

Less than a foot


1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

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Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec