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2013: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun
2012: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2011: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2010: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2009: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2008: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2007: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2006: feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec 		 
Married To The Sea comic: one of hearts * Text: You! With the newspaper! Your card is the...The one! One of Hearts!
05-31-06

one of hearts
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Married To The Sea comic: a yam * Text: Doctor! I must know... what is for dinner? A yam.
05-30-06

a yam
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Married To The Sea comic: look into the future * Text: Okay, well, then, I'm off to play Look Into The Future by myself. I just figured you'd be interested, because, I mean, it's the future. But, whatever.
05-30-06

look into the future
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Married To The Sea comic: math rock * Text: Oh, for crying out loud, Omar, did you even check to see if this metronome goes up to 13/8? We can't play math rock in 4/4, dude, you better have saved the receipt.
05-29-06

math rock
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Married To The Sea comic: small n bitter * Text: SMALL'N'BITTER S&B A sensible candy for the aged At my age, I need a candy that's small and bitter. That's why I love my Small'N'Bitters!
05-28-06

small n bitter
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Married To The Sea comic: poidz * Text: Hmm, a hundred twenty-five pounds. That's less than I remember - Hold on. Wait. A hundred twenty-five POIDS? What the fuck is a POID? This is bullshit. I want my quarter back.
05-27-06

poidz
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Married To The Sea comic: party horn * Text: oh i love this party it is going well god totally. A+ WOULD PARTY AGAIN who brought the awesome horn? that horn is making this party kick ass
05-26-06

party horn
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Married To The Sea comic: it looks just like you * Text: IT LOOKS JUST LIKE YOU PERCY Oh! I wish someone were here to say if this portrait of me looks accurate.
05-25-06

it looks just like you
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Married To The Sea comic: spinnaz * Text: Why, yes, they are indeed wonderful spinners. Thank you for noticing. They were installed at great cost, I'll have you know.
05-24-06

spinnaz
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Married To The Sea comic: socially irresponsible * Text: GOOD NEWS!! We found a way to make the Republicans use fewer Natural Resources and less Food by combining them all into one umpleasant, socially irresponsible old man.
05-23-06

socially irresponsible
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Married To The Sea comic: listening tax * Text: Columbia Record Every time you let your friends listen to your gramophone without paying listening tax, your favorite bandleader will be unable to eat for a day. Record sharing causes musicians to be deprived of their income and liberty. Don't cheat your heroes. Pay your listening tax.
05-22-06

listening tax
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Married To The Sea comic: HEADLICE * Text: HEY THERE, EVERYBODY!! YOU HAVE HEAD LICE
05-21-06

HEADLICE
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Married To The Sea comic: no time for shaving * Text: No time for shaving, boy! You've got to study! The exams are in the morning! It's too late, father. I've already decided to become a full-time scenster.
05-20-06

no time for shaving
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Married To The Sea comic: jeweller * Text: Is your father a jeweler? Because you are hot. No, I mean, because you're...like a jewel. Diamond. Shit. Shit.
05-19-06

jeweller
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Married To The Sea comic: old growth bongwood * Text: Pass it? Why, my friend, you will be delighted to discover that the chair in which you are sitting, in fact, is a bong! It was built from old-growth bongwood trees. That book on the table is a lighter.
05-18-06

old growth bongwood
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Married To The Sea comic: your final challenge * Text: A very good job, warrior. Your final challenge...is behind you in the rocking chair. Can you defeat...your own grandfather?
05-17-06

your final challenge
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Married To The Sea comic: nutz * Text: DEEZ NUTZ What shall I rap about to-day? Oh! I see a vision! A vision from heaven! Thank you, rap angel! I shall indeed compose a rap about deez nutz!
05-16-06

nutz
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Married To The Sea comic: totally cool * Text: Broomtown Gazette Mega-Large Edition EVERYTHING'S OKAY Totally Cool coupons begin on Page 2
05-15-06

totally cool
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Married To The Sea comic: tiny little earophone * Text: Hello! Hello hello hello. Hello telephone. Hellooooo. Tiny little ear telephone. Little earophone. Doot Doot. Ugh. This medicine tastes like...ear wax.
05-14-06

tiny little earophone
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Married To The Sea comic: psychic triangle * Text: Hey, what're you doing - Aaah! My ear! Is there someone playing a triangle JESUS CHRIST! STOP! Do you more fully understand my powers now, Eugene? piiiiing! PING!
05-13-06

psychic triangle
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Married To The Sea comic: one or two * Text: Which is better: one, or two? One. Or two. One. Two. Can you show me again? Can you afford glasses? No. Let's just write down two, then.
05-12-06

one or two
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Married To The Sea comic: fortunatus * Text: You will not be going anywhere tonight, Father. You know tonight is when the Family plays Fortunatus. Fortunatus or Wishes & Consequences
05-11-06

fortunatus
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Married To The Sea comic: fishophone * Text: fiiiiish fiiiiish fiiiiiiiiiiiish And now, we present to you...the first public, live demonstration of... The Fishophone!
05-10-06

fishophone
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Married To The Sea comic: FIRED * Text: SO I NOTICED LAST NIGHT THAT YOU HAD A BLOG I READ IT ON THE INTERNET. I READ YOUR WHOLE BLOG. YOU ARE FIRED.
05-09-06

FIRED
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Married To The Sea comic: cow time * Text: dang dang dang dang dang Children! It's cow time, come come! Time for cows! Cow time for boys and girls.
05-08-06

cow time
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Married To The Sea comic: alexander wager * Text: I see your wage of Alexander... and raise you a Tristan! Tristan, come over here. Sit on the table.
05-07-06

alexander wager
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Married To The Sea comic: battlebots * Text: Yeah, so did I tell you guys I've been working on a robot? I have, I got motors and everything. And they're going to put it on Battlebots. Cool! Hey... uh, I thought they, um... I think they cancelled Battlebots a couple of years ago. Wh...Uh...no. No they didn't, dude, because then, how would my robot be on it?
05-06-06

battlebots
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Married To The Sea comic: harp center * Text: Onward, water dragon! Onward to Harp Center! I have to return this harp within 30 days of original purchase unless I actually want to pay for it!
05-05-06

harp center
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Married To The Sea comic: triangle songbook * Text: Shimmy shimmy ya, shimmy yam, shimmy yay. Gimmie the mic so I can take it away. Off on a natural charge, bon voyage Yeah from the home of the Dodgers, Brooklyn squad piiiiing ping
05-04-06

triangle songbook
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Married To The Sea comic: susan b anthony * Text: Whoa, dude, did I just hear someone say
05-03-06

susan b anthony
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Married To The Sea comic: square root of three * Text: What's the square root of three? Um, let me see...Well, Roy, the square root of three is one point fuck you Roy. Do you have any more funny things to say, Roy? Do you want to know why my canvas is still blank after six years of painting in seclusion? Do you really want to go there, Roy? Are you sure you can withstand the intense, blistering waves of fuck you Roy?
05-02-06

square root of three
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Married To The Sea comic: beer before bed * Text: Mother Knows Best... A beer before bed means a better night's sleep for the whole family!
05-01-06

beer before bed
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archives (by month):

2013: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun
2012: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2011: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2010: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2009: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2008: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2007: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2006: feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec