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2013: jan . feb . mar . apr . may
2012: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2011: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2010: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2009: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2008: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2007: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2006: feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec 		 
Married To The Sea comic: mothers red ink * Text: MOTHER'S Red Ink. 5 cents ? RED INK You got it wrong. You got it all wrong. No, no, no! No. No. No! NO! ALL WRONG! NO POINTS! NO POINTS FOR LITTLE IDIOTS THAT ARE GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR FATHER! GO TO YOUR ROOM!
10-31-06

mothers red ink
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Married To The Sea comic: political cartoon * Text: Political Cartoon George W. Bush Pee-pee Doo-doo He is a bad president
10-30-06

political cartoon
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Married To The Sea comic: meet me in the showers * Text: You're out! You'd better meet me in the showers, after everyone's gone home. Eleven or so.
10-29-06

meet me in the showers
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Married To The Sea comic: toxic plants * Text: Oh, so you were bad-ass enough to walk through some field of toxic plants, but when you find out you're dead, you cry like a little bitch? I see how it is. Maybe you're not cool enough for heaven.
10-28-06

toxic plants
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Married To The Sea comic: strainin * Text: DON' MAKE ME GET A STRAININ' ORDER 'GAINST YOU CAUSE I WILL
10-27-06

strainin
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Married To The Sea comic: biodiesel * Text: Grow your own BIODIESEL *May not be profitable until 2012
10-26-06

biodiesel
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Married To The Sea comic: metal drums * Text: SIGEL BOOK BIER Okay, I'll play through the song, but I mean, when it's on the record it'll have some sweet drums, real metal ones, with the double bass, like PBBBBBBBBBBBB!!! So, I mean, listen to the song, but also, just think of metal drums at the same time. So you know how it'll sound.
10-25-06

metal drums
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Married To The Sea comic: extinction theory * Text: I'm not extinct! And you know why> It's because I never use drugs.
10-24-06

extinction theory
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Married To The Sea comic: banana nutriment * Text: Hey, crows are here! Looks like they brought me a giant marshmallow, just as I asked, and... Wait! Second crow! I said bring me a banana nutriment, motherfucker!
10-23-06

banana nutriment
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Married To The Sea comic: nobel prize * Text: Congratulations! You just won the Nobel Prize. Congratulations! You just lost the Nobel Prize.
10-22-06

nobel prize
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Married To The Sea comic: traingel * Text: SORRY BRO WISH I COULD STOP BYT I'M MAKING REALLY EXCELLENT TIME HERE HAVE YOU TRIED CALLING TRAINBOW Traingel! Help me! My friend is drowning! Please, come and pull him out of the lake!
10-21-06

traingel
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Married To The Sea comic: COME TO CHURCH * Text: COME TO CHURCH
10-20-06

COME TO CHURCH
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Married To The Sea comic: no laughter * Text: There's no laughter in SCHOOL
10-19-06

no laughter
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Married To The Sea comic: what happened to jamestown * Text: What happened to Jamestown? A: They built a technologically superior, but morally corrupt, empire within a few years of settling. They had invented a public electricity system, and the surrounding land was so rich that the adults only had to support the small town. They controlled the population efficiently, and spent most of their days loitering and riding the town's monorail. They were smitten by the Lord for being layabouts and no-good sit-n-thinkers.
10-17-06

what happened to jamestown
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Married To The Sea comic: chess boards and pieces were invented before the game of chess * Text: Okay...my castle shoots ether on your horse. Your horse died. Knock it over. Shit. I get an extra turn. This turn, my castle...shoots ether on your other horse.
10-16-06

chess boards and pieces were invented before the game of chess
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Married To The Sea comic: the tire boat * Text: I'm sorry, Bruce. I just don't feel that the Tire Boat is America's next great invention.
10-15-06

the tire boat
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Married To The Sea comic: book of fudgehole * Text: Well, in my book of knowledge, the Alpha stands for quit questioning God, and the Omega stands for play your horn or these two fingers are going up your fudgehole.
10-14-06

book of fudgehole
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Married To The Sea comic: turn signal * Text: Hey, asshole! Have you ever heard of a turn signal? Well, yeah, me neither.
10-13-06

turn signal
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Married To The Sea comic: preferred spot * Text: YEAH MAN THIS UP HERE IS ACTUALLY MY PREFERRED SPOT Steven, I'm worried we won't be able to see the band from here. Will you ask that scorpion? He looks like a regular, he'd probably be able to tell us. All right. Um, excuse me? Excuse me? Hello. I, uh, my wi- uh...Can you see the band from here?
10-12-06

preferred spot
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Married To The Sea comic: pilgrim * Text: Is the mystery object...a pilgrim? God damn it.
10-11-06

pilgrim
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Married To The Sea comic: dont strangle * Text: I am! I am going to strangle the son of a bitch. Well, that's why I came. I'm the Angel of Don't Strangle Your Husband.
10-10-06

dont strangle
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Married To The Sea comic: creation * Text: God damn. What...It's 6:30? Well, that's not too...Six thirty at night? It's dinner? I...shit...I had it on the schedule, too. Don't drink too much on October 22, because you have to wake up on October 23, 4004 BC and create the entire universe. Damn. Okay...let there be four Advil.
10-09-06

creation
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Married To The Sea comic: ass laser problems * Text: ASS LASER problems? ASS LASERS A: There is no remedy.
10-08-06

ass laser problems
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Married To The Sea comic: peak oil * Text: Say, Helmut, have you any idea how to scare a bumblebee? No. I haven't. My personal method is to tell them about peak oil.
10-07-06

peak oil
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Married To The Sea comic: im in ur mtns * Text: I'm in your mountains, transporting your passengers.
10-06-06

im in ur mtns
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Married To The Sea comic: hernia * Text: It's nice to meet you! I'm what your uncle has.
10-05-06

hernia
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Married To The Sea comic: ghost ride the train * Text: Are you ready to ghost-ride the whip? Yes, but only after we do the choking game.
10-04-06

ghost ride the train
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Married To The Sea comic: constitution * Text: Okay, the constitution. Rule one of the new constitution is that babies need to get the hell off my robes.
10-03-06

constitution
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Married To The Sea comic: circle fetish * Text: No! God damn it, Poinsettia, I've explained this to you over and over. My fetish is for the circles to be up here, on the shoulder brackets. Not on your damn stomach. Just put them on like I've got them. I'll meet you in the vase.
10-02-06

circle fetish
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Married To The Sea comic: you are invited * Text: 8PM the church ORGAN PARTY!!!! B.Y.O. Body of Christ DO NOT BRING INSTRUMENTS. I WILL BE PLAYING THE ORGAN UNACCOMPANIED. NO CHILDREN.
10-01-06

you are invited
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archives (by month):

2013: jan . feb . mar . apr . may
2012: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2011: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2010: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2009: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2008: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2007: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2006: feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec