Superpoop: 2014
Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

10-31-06: mothers red ink

Married To The Sea comic: mothers red ink * Text: 

MOTHER'S Red Ink.


5 cents ?


RED INK


You got it wrong. You got it all wrong. No, no, no! No. No. No! NO! ALL WRONG! NO POINTS! NO POINTS FOR LITTLE IDIOTS THAT ARE GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR FATHER! GO TO YOUR ROOM!

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10-30-06: political cartoon

Married To The Sea comic: political cartoon * Text: 

Political Cartoon


George W. Bush


Pee-pee


Doo-doo


He is a bad president

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10-29-06: meet me in the showers

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You're out! You'd better meet me in the showers, after everyone's gone home. Eleven or so.

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10-28-06: toxic plants

Married To The Sea comic: toxic plants * Text: 

Oh, so you were bad-ass enough to walk through some field of toxic plants, but when you find out you're dead, you cry like a little bitch? I see how it is. Maybe you're not cool enough for heaven.

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10-27-06: strainin

Married To The Sea comic: strainin * Text: 

DON' MAKE ME GET A STRAININ' ORDER 'GAINST YOU


CAUSE I WILL

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10-26-06: biodiesel

Married To The Sea comic: biodiesel * Text: 

Grow your own


BIODIESEL


*May not be profitable until 2012

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10-25-06: metal drums

Married To The Sea comic: metal drums * Text: 

SIGEL


BOOK BIER


Okay, I'll play through the song, but I mean, when it's on the record it'll have some sweet drums, real metal ones, with the double bass, like PBBBBBBBBBBBB!!! So, I mean, listen to the song, but also, just think of metal drums at the same time. So you know how it'll sound.

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10-24-06: extinction theory

Married To The Sea comic: extinction theory * Text: 

I'm not extinct! And you know why> It's because I never use drugs.

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10-23-06: banana nutriment

Married To The Sea comic: banana nutriment * Text: 

Hey, crows are here! Looks like they brought me a giant marshmallow, just as I asked, and... Wait! Second crow! I said bring me a banana nutriment, motherfucker!

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10-22-06: nobel prize

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Congratulations! You just won the Nobel Prize.


Congratulations! You just lost the Nobel Prize.

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10-21-06: traingel

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SORRY BRO WISH I COULD STOP BYT I'M MAKING REALLY EXCELLENT TIME HERE


HAVE YOU TRIED CALLING TRAINBOW


Traingel! Help me! My friend is drowning! Please, come and pull him out of the lake!

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10-20-06: COME TO CHURCH

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COME TO CHURCH

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10-19-06: no laughter

Married To The Sea comic: no laughter * Text: 

There's no laughter in


SCHOOL

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10-17-06: what happened to jamestown

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What happened to Jamestown?


A: They built a technologically superior, but morally corrupt, empire within a few years of settling. They had invented a public electricity system, and the surrounding land was so rich that the adults only had to support the small town. They controlled the population efficiently, and spent most of their days loitering and riding the town's monorail. They were smitten by the Lord for being layabouts and no-good sit-n-thinkers.

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10-16-06: chess boards and pieces were invented before the game of chess

Married To The Sea comic: chess boards and pieces were invented before the game of chess * Text: 

Okay...my castle shoots ether on your horse. Your horse died. Knock it over.


Shit.


I get an extra turn. This turn, my castle...shoots ether on your other horse.

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10-15-06: the tire boat

Married To The Sea comic: the tire boat * Text: 

I'm sorry, Bruce. I just don't feel that the Tire Boat is America's next great invention.

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10-14-06: book of fudgehole

Married To The Sea comic: book of fudgehole * Text: 

Well, in my book of knowledge, the Alpha stands for quit questioning God, and the Omega stands for play your horn or these two fingers are going up your fudgehole.

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10-13-06: turn signal

Married To The Sea comic: turn signal * Text: 

Hey, asshole! Have you ever heard of a turn signal?


Well, yeah, me neither.

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10-12-06: preferred spot

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YEAH MAN THIS UP HERE IS ACTUALLY MY PREFERRED SPOT


Steven, I'm worried we won't be able to see the band from here. Will you ask that scorpion? He looks like a regular, he'd probably be able to tell us.


All right.


Um, excuse me? Excuse me? Hello. I, uh, my wi- uh...Can you see the band from here?

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10-11-06: pilgrim

Married To The Sea comic: pilgrim * Text: 

Is the mystery object...a pilgrim?


God damn it.

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10-10-06: dont strangle

Married To The Sea comic: dont strangle * Text: 

I am! I am going to strangle the son of a bitch.


Well, that's why I came. I'm the Angel of Don't Strangle Your Husband.

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10-09-06: creation

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God damn. What...It's 6:30? Well, that's not too...Six thirty at night? It's dinner? I...shit...I had it on the schedule, too. Don't drink too much on October 22, because you have to wake up on October 23, 4004 BC and create the entire universe. Damn.


Okay...let there be four Advil.

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10-08-06: ass laser problems

Married To The Sea comic: ass laser problems * Text: 

ASS LASER problems?


ASS LASERS


A: There is no remedy.

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10-07-06: peak oil

Married To The Sea comic: peak oil * Text: 

Say, Helmut, have you any idea how to scare a bumblebee?


No. I haven't.


My personal method is to tell them about peak oil.

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10-06-06: im in ur mtns

Married To The Sea comic: im in ur mtns * Text: 

I'm in your mountains, transporting your passengers.

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10-05-06: hernia

Married To The Sea comic: hernia * Text: 

It's nice to meet you! I'm what your uncle has.

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10-04-06: ghost ride the train

Married To The Sea comic: ghost ride the train * Text: 

Are you ready to ghost-ride the whip?


Yes, but only after we do the choking game.

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10-03-06: constitution

Married To The Sea comic: constitution * Text: 

Okay, the constitution. Rule one of the new constitution is that babies need to get the hell off my robes.

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10-02-06: circle fetish

Married To The Sea comic: circle fetish * Text: 

No! God damn it, Poinsettia, I've explained this to you over and over. My fetish is for the circles to be up here, on the shoulder brackets. Not on your damn stomach. Just put them on like I've got them. I'll meet you in the vase.

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10-01-06: you are invited

Married To The Sea comic: you are invited * Text: 

8PM


the church


ORGAN PARTY!!!!


B.Y.O. Body of Christ


DO NOT BRING INSTRUMENTS. I WILL BE PLAYING THE ORGAN UNACCOMPANIED. NO CHILDREN.

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Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec