Graphical (EASY-TO-USE!) archives:

2006:

February
March
April
May
June
July


Sequentially-listed (HARD-TO-USE!) archives:

08-21-06 : gymnasts

08-20-06 : CHALICE

08-19-06 : angels cry

08-18-06 : cake u lator

08-17-06 : tooth shark

08-16-06 : the inexplicable hatred of god

08-15-06 : albertine the hogstacker

08-14-06 : some water

08-13-06 : band room

08-12-06 : salt

08-11-06 : calf on fire

08-10-06 : anchor it

08-09-06 : coffin model

08-08-06 : ahoooyyyyyyyyy

08-07-06 : iraqi civilian

08-06-06 : aaaaaaah im a rug

08-05-06 : ass bunny

08-04-06 : incense

08-03-06 : what were they thinking

08-02-06 : fop

08-01-06 : beatific

07-31-06 : law of the lamb

07-30-06 : leg monsters

07-29-06 : booty hole

07-28-06 : pears in a can

07-27-06 : tilt therapy

07-26-06 : telegraph chat

07-25-06 : wrestling angels

07-24-06 : with a horse

07-23-06 : food survey

07-22-06 : ultimate shitter

07-21-06 : sweet sixteen

07-20-06 : philips chastity helmet

07-19-06 : sheng practice

07-18-06 : sphinx

07-17-06 : monitor and merrimac

07-16-06 : loosen your anus

07-15-06 : furry

07-14-06 : bear prom

07-13-06 : fever computer

07-12-06 : award winning detective hor

07-11-06 : death bed confessionz

07-10-06 : chickenhead

07-09-06 : arbys

07-08-06 : butcher

07-07-06 : pears

07-06-06 : better than opium

07-05-06 : beemaker 2000

07-04-06 : animal crossing

07-03-06 : solar plexus

07-02-06 : yahoo games

07-01-06 : churn it up

06-30-06 : connected

06-29-06 : war rules

06-28-06 : would u like to court

06-27-06 : angel finger

06-26-06 : juggalo gondola

06-25-06 : cheaters go to hell

06-24-06 : ATTENTION SCIENTISTS

06-23-06 : tiny harlot

06-22-06 : shitty spoons

06-21-06 : victrolaism

06-20-06 : technically

06-19-06 : right back

06-18-06 : public harpist

06-17-06 : poop rot

06-16-06 : freshly made apple cider

06-15-06 : out the vase

06-14-06 : FIVE NEW COMICS TODAY

PHONED IN
social lubricant
staircase
these colors
too many cusses

06-13-06 : house fire

06-12-06 : phoenix blog

06-11-06 : LOOKS LIKE A WAR

06-10-06 : i hate voting

06-09-06 : give me that pencil

06-08-06 : camel card trick

06-07-06 : local judge fired

06-06-06 : flower branch

06-05-06 : chair delivery

06-04-06 : bird foot cake

06-03-06 : keep going

06-02-06 : bum bum buppa bum

06-01-06 : levitating

05-31-06 : one of hearts

05-30-06 : look into the future
yam

05-29-06 : math rock

05-28-06 : small n bitter

05-27-06 : poidz

05-26-06 : party horn

05-25-06 : it looks just like you

05-24-06 : spinnaz

05-23-06 : socially irresponsible

05-22-06 : listening tax

05-21-06 : HEADLICE

05-20-06 : no time for shaving

05-19-06 : jeweller

05-18-06 : old growth bongwood

05-17-06 : your final challenge

05-16-06 : nutz

05-15-06 : totally cool

05-14-06 : tiny little earophone

05-13-06 : psychic triangle

05-12-06 : one or two

05-11-06 : fortunatus

05-10-06 : fishophone

05-09-06 : FIRED

05-08-06 : cow time

05-07-06 : alexander wager

05-06-06 : battlebots

05-05-06 : harp center

05-04-06 : triangle songbook

05-03-06 : susan b anthony

05-02-06 : square root of three

05-01-06 : beer before bed

04-30-06 : absorbing

04-29-06 : happy new year

04-28-06 : thanks for nothing south dakota

04-27-06 : impress her

04-26-06 : all my ether heads say what

04-25-06 : wine angel

04-24-06 : dude

04-23-06 : wax cylinder

04-22-06 : top eight

04-21-06 : the metaphor

04-20-06 : urine sample

04-19-06 : iron and whine

04-18-06 : tub wheels

04-17-06 : vegan

04-16-06 : twins

04-15-06 : shoemaker

04-14-06 : postman

04-13-06 : roast boy served medium

04-12-06 : podcast

04-11-06 : pharmacy angel

04-10-06 : jethro tull

04-09-06 : little old doctor

04-08-06 : jerkoff tent

04-07-06 : goodbye blacklung

04-06-06 : ear dicks

04-05-06 : book gang

04-04-06 : press r3 to activate chimney sweep

04-03-06 : dead picnic

04-02-06 : chiseling

04-01-06 : fuck horses

03-31-06 : industrial revolution

03-30-06 : harps or something

03-29-06 :

always do well in school
arent you glad you went to
brazil
calculus
daguerrotype
do it
faith based medicine
human tick hybrid
it spoils your complexion
john adams
kick your face off
look
pollution time
sled rides
songbook
starving
swish
tendons
verbal abuse
you dont think

03-28-06 : poop torpedo

03-27-06 : business card

03-26-06 : child labor

03-25-06 : barrels

03-24-06 : toot toot

03-23-06 : seriously

03-22-06 : just leave it

03-21-06 : laudanum

03-20-06 : another mug of beer

03-19-06 : bird based

03-18-06 : billiards table

03-17-06 : what

03-16-06 : the horse is stressed out

03-15-06 : tattoo me

03-14-06 : sorry

03-13-06 : no bread

03-12-06 : pretty

03-11-06 : bear dance

03-10-06 : angel based photography

03-09-06 : baby orchestra

03-08-06 : train time

03-07-06 : word up bro

03-06-06 : retard hat

03-05-06 : worse than harding

03-04-06 : phase four

03-03-06 : gracious

03-02-06 : the raisins in spain

03-01-06 : less than

02-28-06 : garage sale

02-27-06 : what happens

02-26-06 : bicycle

02-25-06 : doublefish

02-24-06 : never reveal

02-23-06 : deer

02-22-06 : going to rule

02-21-06 : photographs suck

02-20-06 : hummingbirds

02-19-06 : extra mushrooms

02-18-06 : douche

02-17-06 : goat fight

02-16-06 : olympics

02-15-06 : booze time

02-14-06 : anvils for christmas

02-13-06 : got to get paid


Married To The Sea - ARCHIVE: Apr 2014
Superpoop: 2014
Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2017: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun
2016: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2015: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

04-30-14: a value on our love

Married To The Sea comic: a value on our love * Text: I can't put a value on our love, either, Anna, but as an actuary I'd estimate its worth at roughly $6,800.

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04-29-14: worm dreams

Married To The Sea comic: worm dreams * Text: WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP I'M HOPING OT EITHER GO INTO NURSING, PHYSICAL THERAPY, OR EATING DIRT AND BREATHING THROUGH MY SKIN

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04-28-14: dont call me ganesh

Married To The Sea comic: dont call me ganesh * Text: Did you just fucking call me Ganesh? Anytime a God has over two arms you just call 'em Ganesh? That's what you do? Just because I'm fake like every other god you don't bother to learn my name? Typical.

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04-27-14: iceberg ahead

Married To The Sea comic: iceberg ahead * Text: An ice what? A berg? Like a town? That sounds intense, I wanna go to ice town! Full speed ahead!

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04-26-14: what dark magic

Married To The Sea comic: what dark magic * Text: What dark magic manifests this leering at me with his dead eyes?! JAMES YOU HAVE A FAKE ARM IN YOUR LEFT SLEEVE AND YOUR REAL LEFT ARM IS INSIDE THE PUPPET

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04-25-14: phlogiston at risk

Married To The Sea comic: phlogiston at risk * Text: Your phlogiston may be at risk! Phlogiston is real and yours is probably messed up. Get a free consultation and ignore what

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04-24-14: bonermobile

Married To The Sea comic: bonermobile * Text: Sorry, men, the Bonermobile stops for no one. If your ride lasts for more than four hours, see a doctor.

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04-23-14: coolerbaby

Married To The Sea comic: coolerbaby * Text:

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04-22-14: poop sewer

Married To The Sea comic: poop sewer * Text: Whoa, hold on. They put poop down in here? Like...doo-doo? Seriously? Ugh, I think I'm gonna be sick. No one told me the sewer was all doody.

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04-21-14: sponge it

Married To The Sea comic: sponge it * Text: Sponge it until it's spotless, Clara! I don't want those cyberbullys to think they've pushed me to dirty armor.

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04-20-14: scales of justice

Married To The Sea comic: scales of justice * Text: Okay, I'm here and I have the scales of justice! You know the rules: Justice is fake and rich white men shall prosper. Who wants judged first?

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04-19-14: find a way

Married To The Sea comic: find a way * Text: Closed...Some sort of latching device I cannot activate...Oh, if I could only find a way to open these doors!

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04-18-14: content you idiots

Married To The Sea comic: content you idiots * Text: Content, you idiots! Make some content! I can't just go out on the web and steal oh my fuck, wait, I can probably make an entire site out of stolen content.

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04-17-14: continue to resist

Married To The Sea comic: continue to resist * Text: Sir, I shall ask you for the last time to come with me down to the station. If you continue to resist, I will be forced to tell you rather than asking.

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04-16-14: jockey horses

Married To The Sea comic: jockey horses * Text: Once fused with the horses, the jockeys had to deposit their own coins out of pocket to pay for the weigh-ins. (Technically speaking, out of horse-pocket.)

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04-15-14: classical greeked

Married To The Sea comic: classical greeked * Text: Ah, shit...amphoras everywhere, nude statuette...Lada musta got Classical Greeked out and fainted.

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04-14-14: i dont want excuses

Married To The Sea comic: i dont want excuses * Text: I don't want excuses! I want to go twice as fast as I did with one turtle. That's why I bought a second turtle.

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04-13-14: defeated the monster

Married To The Sea comic: defeated the monster * Text: If I stay up here, and the great monster can't find me, that's actually a defeat for him, because he can't eat or kill me, so it's technically right if I say later that I defeated him. Since it was my idea to go in the tree.

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04-12-14: spiky ass building

Married To The Sea comic: spiky ass building * Text: damn that building all spiked up sharp ass structure dumbass porcupine church

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04-11-14: different dirt

Married To The Sea comic: different dirt * Text: Trust me, there's a blob of dirt out in the water that we should go to. Hell yeah. You like standing on this different dirt? It's not the same as the dirt that's attached to the other dirt.

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04-10-14: bad ideas vs good ideas

Married To The Sea comic: bad ideas vs good ideas * Text: Go to church, support our troops, and work for a good company! Okay, so this is gonna sound weird, but that's actually the bad idea guy over there.

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04-09-14: let me down mother

Married To The Sea comic: let me down mother * Text: God damn it, mother! Let me down at once! Helium is a non-renewable resource!

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04-08-14: give me the hot dog

Married To The Sea comic: give me the hot dog * Text: I shan't give you the hot-dog, Harrison! I shan't relinquish my best meat!

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04-07-14: headshame

Married To The Sea comic: headshame * Text: No, no, I get it. You want to headshame me? Fine. We'll see who has the last Tumbl.

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04-06-14: all the good bands

Married To The Sea comic: all the good bands * Text: What if I told you I liked all the good bands, like Neutral Milk, and other good ones? Would you still need to sleep on the roof like a weird idiot then?

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04-05-14: bird discovers the egg

Married To The Sea comic: bird discovers the egg * Text: O what appears before me? An egge? Long have I wanted to taste your yellow delight. And now you shall go into my mouth

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04-04-14: the shape of your bloodpipes

Married To The Sea comic: the shape of your bloodpipes * Text: The shape of the bloodpipes in your hand tells me you'd respond well to hand massage by a professional. Like myself. Expensive, but well worth the cost. What do you say?

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04-03-14: named after me

Married To The Sea comic: named after me * Text: Whole building's named after me, in fact! Only problem is, they thought my name was Carnegie. Weird mix-up, but their heart was in the right place, so I ain't mad.

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04-02-14: stop the espying

Married To The Sea comic: stop the espying * Text: No, no, we shan't stop the e-spying, and we shan't discuss it further. Let's move on. Your demographic suggests you'd like an e-site that shows videos. Why not log-in to that and forget about all of this?

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04-01-14: political prisoner

Married To The Sea comic: political prisoner * Text: I'm not a political prisoner! I just happened to go to jail because of some politics stuff I said about the ruling party.

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Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2017: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun
2016: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2015: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec