Graphical (EASY-TO-USE!) archives:

2006:

February
March
April
May
June
July


Sequentially-listed (HARD-TO-USE!) archives:

08-21-06 : gymnasts

08-20-06 : CHALICE

08-19-06 : angels cry

08-18-06 : cake u lator

08-17-06 : tooth shark

08-16-06 : the inexplicable hatred of god

08-15-06 : albertine the hogstacker

08-14-06 : some water

08-13-06 : band room

08-12-06 : salt

08-11-06 : calf on fire

08-10-06 : anchor it

08-09-06 : coffin model

08-08-06 : ahoooyyyyyyyyy

08-07-06 : iraqi civilian

08-06-06 : aaaaaaah im a rug

08-05-06 : ass bunny

08-04-06 : incense

08-03-06 : what were they thinking

08-02-06 : fop

08-01-06 : beatific

07-31-06 : law of the lamb

07-30-06 : leg monsters

07-29-06 : booty hole

07-28-06 : pears in a can

07-27-06 : tilt therapy

07-26-06 : telegraph chat

07-25-06 : wrestling angels

07-24-06 : with a horse

07-23-06 : food survey

07-22-06 : ultimate shitter

07-21-06 : sweet sixteen

07-20-06 : philips chastity helmet

07-19-06 : sheng practice

07-18-06 : sphinx

07-17-06 : monitor and merrimac

07-16-06 : loosen your anus

07-15-06 : furry

07-14-06 : bear prom

07-13-06 : fever computer

07-12-06 : award winning detective hor

07-11-06 : death bed confessionz

07-10-06 : chickenhead

07-09-06 : arbys

07-08-06 : butcher

07-07-06 : pears

07-06-06 : better than opium

07-05-06 : beemaker 2000

07-04-06 : animal crossing

07-03-06 : solar plexus

07-02-06 : yahoo games

07-01-06 : churn it up

06-30-06 : connected

06-29-06 : war rules

06-28-06 : would u like to court

06-27-06 : angel finger

06-26-06 : juggalo gondola

06-25-06 : cheaters go to hell

06-24-06 : ATTENTION SCIENTISTS

06-23-06 : tiny harlot

06-22-06 : shitty spoons

06-21-06 : victrolaism

06-20-06 : technically

06-19-06 : right back

06-18-06 : public harpist

06-17-06 : poop rot

06-16-06 : freshly made apple cider

06-15-06 : out the vase

06-14-06 : FIVE NEW COMICS TODAY

PHONED IN
social lubricant
staircase
these colors
too many cusses

06-13-06 : house fire

06-12-06 : phoenix blog

06-11-06 : LOOKS LIKE A WAR

06-10-06 : i hate voting

06-09-06 : give me that pencil

06-08-06 : camel card trick

06-07-06 : local judge fired

06-06-06 : flower branch

06-05-06 : chair delivery

06-04-06 : bird foot cake

06-03-06 : keep going

06-02-06 : bum bum buppa bum

06-01-06 : levitating

05-31-06 : one of hearts

05-30-06 : look into the future
yam

05-29-06 : math rock

05-28-06 : small n bitter

05-27-06 : poidz

05-26-06 : party horn

05-25-06 : it looks just like you

05-24-06 : spinnaz

05-23-06 : socially irresponsible

05-22-06 : listening tax

05-21-06 : HEADLICE

05-20-06 : no time for shaving

05-19-06 : jeweller

05-18-06 : old growth bongwood

05-17-06 : your final challenge

05-16-06 : nutz

05-15-06 : totally cool

05-14-06 : tiny little earophone

05-13-06 : psychic triangle

05-12-06 : one or two

05-11-06 : fortunatus

05-10-06 : fishophone

05-09-06 : FIRED

05-08-06 : cow time

05-07-06 : alexander wager

05-06-06 : battlebots

05-05-06 : harp center

05-04-06 : triangle songbook

05-03-06 : susan b anthony

05-02-06 : square root of three

05-01-06 : beer before bed

04-30-06 : absorbing

04-29-06 : happy new year

04-28-06 : thanks for nothing south dakota

04-27-06 : impress her

04-26-06 : all my ether heads say what

04-25-06 : wine angel

04-24-06 : dude

04-23-06 : wax cylinder

04-22-06 : top eight

04-21-06 : the metaphor

04-20-06 : urine sample

04-19-06 : iron and whine

04-18-06 : tub wheels

04-17-06 : vegan

04-16-06 : twins

04-15-06 : shoemaker

04-14-06 : postman

04-13-06 : roast boy served medium

04-12-06 : podcast

04-11-06 : pharmacy angel

04-10-06 : jethro tull

04-09-06 : little old doctor

04-08-06 : jerkoff tent

04-07-06 : goodbye blacklung

04-06-06 : ear dicks

04-05-06 : book gang

04-04-06 : press r3 to activate chimney sweep

04-03-06 : dead picnic

04-02-06 : chiseling

04-01-06 : fuck horses

03-31-06 : industrial revolution

03-30-06 : harps or something

03-29-06 :

always do well in school
arent you glad you went to
brazil
calculus
daguerrotype
do it
faith based medicine
human tick hybrid
it spoils your complexion
john adams
kick your face off
look
pollution time
sled rides
songbook
starving
swish
tendons
verbal abuse
you dont think

03-28-06 : poop torpedo

03-27-06 : business card

03-26-06 : child labor

03-25-06 : barrels

03-24-06 : toot toot

03-23-06 : seriously

03-22-06 : just leave it

03-21-06 : laudanum

03-20-06 : another mug of beer

03-19-06 : bird based

03-18-06 : billiards table

03-17-06 : what

03-16-06 : the horse is stressed out

03-15-06 : tattoo me

03-14-06 : sorry

03-13-06 : no bread

03-12-06 : pretty

03-11-06 : bear dance

03-10-06 : angel based photography

03-09-06 : baby orchestra

03-08-06 : train time

03-07-06 : word up bro

03-06-06 : retard hat

03-05-06 : worse than harding

03-04-06 : phase four

03-03-06 : gracious

03-02-06 : the raisins in spain

03-01-06 : less than

02-28-06 : garage sale

02-27-06 : what happens

02-26-06 : bicycle

02-25-06 : doublefish

02-24-06 : never reveal

02-23-06 : deer

02-22-06 : going to rule

02-21-06 : photographs suck

02-20-06 : hummingbirds

02-19-06 : extra mushrooms

02-18-06 : douche

02-17-06 : goat fight

02-16-06 : olympics

02-15-06 : booze time

02-14-06 : anvils for christmas

02-13-06 : got to get paid


Married To The Sea - ARCHIVE: Mar 2011
Superpoop: 2014
Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2017: jan : feb : mar : apr : may
2016: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2015: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

03-31-11: i wish i hadnt forgot

Married To The Sea comic: i wish i hadnt forgot * Text: i wish i hadnt forgot about dre

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03-30-11: remember this moment forever

Married To The Sea comic: remember this moment forever * Text: remember this moment forever your chiropractor will want to know how you fucked your back up

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03-29-11: i love being lost

Married To The Sea comic: i love being lost * Text: i love floating out to sea woooo spring break 2011 spring break

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03-28-11: bitch burger

Married To The Sea comic: bitch burger * Text: youre a bitch burger josie youre two bitch patties on a fat bun thats bad at croquet

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03-27-11: all these strawberries

Married To The Sea comic: all these strawberries * Text: and finished i didnt think id be able to ass on all these strawberries before sunrise

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03-26-11: land of the free

Married To The Sea comic: land of the free * Text: wow the new world is beautiful im gonna kill all the fucking indians and then call this place the land of the free

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03-25-11: a fantastic voice for radio

Married To The Sea comic: a fantastic voice for radio * Text: sir please a moment of your time ive got a fantastic voice for radio if you would kindly invent it and then give me a dollar i would be most grateful

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03-24-11: good news bad news situation

Married To The Sea comic: good news bad news situation * Text: hey guys its a good news bad news situation good news is that all of your dads organs except one are healthy enough to transplant into other people

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03-23-11: dont close the gate

Married To The Sea comic: dont close the gate * Text: dont close the gate im coming inside with you hell naw girl if you gonna be a hoe you got to sleep in the shed

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03-22-11: let a seal live a natural life

Married To The Sea comic: let a seal live a natural life * Text: damn yall let a seal live a natural life he just wanna be a seal man come on

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03-21-11: how eggs are made

Married To The Sea comic: how eggs are made * Text: hey kid you wanna see how eggs are made

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03-20-11: asshole boat

Married To The Sea comic: asshole boat * Text: here she is friends loaded to capacity and right on time this is the boat matthew are you kidding me this is an asshole boat completely full of assholes

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03-19-11: o to learn to rede

Married To The Sea comic: o to learn to rede * Text: these books will quickly teach you to rede it is our fate to never rede o but we must rede them teacher why do you troll us without pause

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03-18-11: a way to convert dogs to energy

Married To The Sea comic: a way to convert dogs to energy * Text: if only there were a way to convert these dogs to energy perhaps some kind of puppy mill

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03-17-11: god mom im a rhino

Married To The Sea comic: god mom im a rhino * Text: god mom i already explained to you that i dont need good grades to get into metallica its based on your guitar skills and knowledge

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03-16-11: this is the life

Married To The Sea comic: this is the life * Text: aaaah this is the life all i need now is a way to balance the internet precariously on my lap while i eat smoke and watch television

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03-15-11: cup of whisky

Married To The Sea comic: cup of whisky * Text: linwood dont give the baby that cup of whisky hold it for him while he drinks so he doesnt spill everywhere

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03-14-11: bedtime prayer

Married To The Sea comic: bedtime prayer * Text: please god when i wake up let there be epilady for faces

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03-13-11: velocity compensation wing pressure

Married To The Sea comic: velocity compensation wing pressure * Text: velocity compensation wing pressure shit i should have stayed quiet when that lady ran back into economy all does anyone know how to fly a plane

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03-12-11: frog blaster

Married To The Sea comic: frog blaster * Text: a frog blaster isnt a real animal lucille do you even read animal hat vogue

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03-11-11: cross stitch project

Married To The Sea comic: cross stitch project * Text: kill your parents

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03-10-11: thats funny to you

Married To The Sea comic: thats funny to you * Text: there it is everyone hoop hoop goes over my head thats funny to you huh hilarious little monkey hoop little monkey goes in the hoop i cant believe you guys traded unlimited jerkoffs and eating fruit all day for this bullshit yall took the wrong evolutionary branch for real

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03-09-11: if any present have objections

Married To The Sea comic: if any present have objections * Text: if any present have objections to this couple marrying stop right there father ive seen enough romantic comedies if some asshole from high school comes up here and grabs my hand youre not getting paid

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03-08-11: keep the deck clean

Married To The Sea comic: keep the deck clean * Text: capn im trying my best to keep the deck clean if you could steer us out of the ocean we wouldnt have so much water n foam everywhere

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03-07-11: mustache club

Married To The Sea comic: mustache club * Text: welcome to mustache club lester i must advise you that if today is your first day you are required to grow a mustache club rules

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03-06-11: smells like indonesia

Married To The Sea comic: smells like indonesia * Text: master you should have called for me it smells like indonesia in here let me draw the curtain so you two dont attract every phish fan in the county

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03-05-11: marooned on the ice

Married To The Sea comic: marooned on the ice * Text: were marooned men theres no hope for us keep your head up charlie were just got to like polar bears lets see if we can get captured and put in a zoo

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03-04-11: show you a deck of cards

Married To The Sea comic: show you a deck of cards * Text: whoa dude chill i was just gonna show you a deck of cards i got last week every cards a dude two guns you gotta point them both at me sounds like you could use a bubble bath or something

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03-03-11: military industrial complex switch

Married To The Sea comic: military industrial complex switch * Text: i think im getting the hang of these dishes wonder how my wifes getting along in the military industrial complex no i definitely want to burn some fucking afghani kids frank i just dont want to spend that much money to do it

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03-02-11: base jumping

Married To The Sea comic: base jumping * Text: youre fraid to die look at me harold i died base jumping and im still going back up there tonight

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03-01-11: bullshit fiberglass

Married To The Sea comic: bullshit fiberglass * Text: who put all this bullshit fiberglass in my attic i gotta get some asbestos up here or dioxin never gonna get cancer with this cotton candy looking ass garbage

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Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2017: jan : feb : mar : apr : may
2016: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2015: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec