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2006:

February
March
April
May
June
July


Sequentially-listed (HARD-TO-USE!) archives:

08-21-06 : gymnasts

08-20-06 : CHALICE

08-19-06 : angels cry

08-18-06 : cake u lator

08-17-06 : tooth shark

08-16-06 : the inexplicable hatred of god

08-15-06 : albertine the hogstacker

08-14-06 : some water

08-13-06 : band room

08-12-06 : salt

08-11-06 : calf on fire

08-10-06 : anchor it

08-09-06 : coffin model

08-08-06 : ahoooyyyyyyyyy

08-07-06 : iraqi civilian

08-06-06 : aaaaaaah im a rug

08-05-06 : ass bunny

08-04-06 : incense

08-03-06 : what were they thinking

08-02-06 : fop

08-01-06 : beatific

07-31-06 : law of the lamb

07-30-06 : leg monsters

07-29-06 : booty hole

07-28-06 : pears in a can

07-27-06 : tilt therapy

07-26-06 : telegraph chat

07-25-06 : wrestling angels

07-24-06 : with a horse

07-23-06 : food survey

07-22-06 : ultimate shitter

07-21-06 : sweet sixteen

07-20-06 : philips chastity helmet

07-19-06 : sheng practice

07-18-06 : sphinx

07-17-06 : monitor and merrimac

07-16-06 : loosen your anus

07-15-06 : furry

07-14-06 : bear prom

07-13-06 : fever computer

07-12-06 : award winning detective hor

07-11-06 : death bed confessionz

07-10-06 : chickenhead

07-09-06 : arbys

07-08-06 : butcher

07-07-06 : pears

07-06-06 : better than opium

07-05-06 : beemaker 2000

07-04-06 : animal crossing

07-03-06 : solar plexus

07-02-06 : yahoo games

07-01-06 : churn it up

06-30-06 : connected

06-29-06 : war rules

06-28-06 : would u like to court

06-27-06 : angel finger

06-26-06 : juggalo gondola

06-25-06 : cheaters go to hell

06-24-06 : ATTENTION SCIENTISTS

06-23-06 : tiny harlot

06-22-06 : shitty spoons

06-21-06 : victrolaism

06-20-06 : technically

06-19-06 : right back

06-18-06 : public harpist

06-17-06 : poop rot

06-16-06 : freshly made apple cider

06-15-06 : out the vase

06-14-06 : FIVE NEW COMICS TODAY

PHONED IN
social lubricant
staircase
these colors
too many cusses

06-13-06 : house fire

06-12-06 : phoenix blog

06-11-06 : LOOKS LIKE A WAR

06-10-06 : i hate voting

06-09-06 : give me that pencil

06-08-06 : camel card trick

06-07-06 : local judge fired

06-06-06 : flower branch

06-05-06 : chair delivery

06-04-06 : bird foot cake

06-03-06 : keep going

06-02-06 : bum bum buppa bum

06-01-06 : levitating

05-31-06 : one of hearts

05-30-06 : look into the future
yam

05-29-06 : math rock

05-28-06 : small n bitter

05-27-06 : poidz

05-26-06 : party horn

05-25-06 : it looks just like you

05-24-06 : spinnaz

05-23-06 : socially irresponsible

05-22-06 : listening tax

05-21-06 : HEADLICE

05-20-06 : no time for shaving

05-19-06 : jeweller

05-18-06 : old growth bongwood

05-17-06 : your final challenge

05-16-06 : nutz

05-15-06 : totally cool

05-14-06 : tiny little earophone

05-13-06 : psychic triangle

05-12-06 : one or two

05-11-06 : fortunatus

05-10-06 : fishophone

05-09-06 : FIRED

05-08-06 : cow time

05-07-06 : alexander wager

05-06-06 : battlebots

05-05-06 : harp center

05-04-06 : triangle songbook

05-03-06 : susan b anthony

05-02-06 : square root of three

05-01-06 : beer before bed

04-30-06 : absorbing

04-29-06 : happy new year

04-28-06 : thanks for nothing south dakota

04-27-06 : impress her

04-26-06 : all my ether heads say what

04-25-06 : wine angel

04-24-06 : dude

04-23-06 : wax cylinder

04-22-06 : top eight

04-21-06 : the metaphor

04-20-06 : urine sample

04-19-06 : iron and whine

04-18-06 : tub wheels

04-17-06 : vegan

04-16-06 : twins

04-15-06 : shoemaker

04-14-06 : postman

04-13-06 : roast boy served medium

04-12-06 : podcast

04-11-06 : pharmacy angel

04-10-06 : jethro tull

04-09-06 : little old doctor

04-08-06 : jerkoff tent

04-07-06 : goodbye blacklung

04-06-06 : ear dicks

04-05-06 : book gang

04-04-06 : press r3 to activate chimney sweep

04-03-06 : dead picnic

04-02-06 : chiseling

04-01-06 : fuck horses

03-31-06 : industrial revolution

03-30-06 : harps or something

03-29-06 :

always do well in school
arent you glad you went to
brazil
calculus
daguerrotype
do it
faith based medicine
human tick hybrid
it spoils your complexion
john adams
kick your face off
look
pollution time
sled rides
songbook
starving
swish
tendons
verbal abuse
you dont think

03-28-06 : poop torpedo

03-27-06 : business card

03-26-06 : child labor

03-25-06 : barrels

03-24-06 : toot toot

03-23-06 : seriously

03-22-06 : just leave it

03-21-06 : laudanum

03-20-06 : another mug of beer

03-19-06 : bird based

03-18-06 : billiards table

03-17-06 : what

03-16-06 : the horse is stressed out

03-15-06 : tattoo me

03-14-06 : sorry

03-13-06 : no bread

03-12-06 : pretty

03-11-06 : bear dance

03-10-06 : angel based photography

03-09-06 : baby orchestra

03-08-06 : train time

03-07-06 : word up bro

03-06-06 : retard hat

03-05-06 : worse than harding

03-04-06 : phase four

03-03-06 : gracious

03-02-06 : the raisins in spain

03-01-06 : less than

02-28-06 : garage sale

02-27-06 : what happens

02-26-06 : bicycle

02-25-06 : doublefish

02-24-06 : never reveal

02-23-06 : deer

02-22-06 : going to rule

02-21-06 : photographs suck

02-20-06 : hummingbirds

02-19-06 : extra mushrooms

02-18-06 : douche

02-17-06 : goat fight

02-16-06 : olympics

02-15-06 : booze time

02-14-06 : anvils for christmas

02-13-06 : got to get paid


Married To The Sea - ARCHIVE: Aug 2012
Superpoop: 2014
Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2017: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul
2016: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2015: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

08-31-12: so many pockets

Married To The Sea comic: so many pockets * Text: Sorry, what was that? I could hear you over how useful all these pockets are.

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08-30-12: the content factory

Married To The Sea comic: the content factory * Text: Days in the content factory were long, and soon, the workers began to dream of a system where they could simply take pre-existing ideas and push a button to

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08-29-12: student driver

Married To The Sea comic: student driver * Text: What you want to do what you're driving is to get as close as possible to the other drivers. See how close you can get your front bumper to someone else's back bumper. The faster you're going, the better.

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08-28-12: clean trim

Married To The Sea comic: clean trim * Text: Today we catch some clean trim Nay, it is none but the dirtiest trim in the land

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08-27-12: reading the newspaper

Married To The Sea comic: reading the newspaper * Text: There's a lot going on in the world today, honey, isn't there? I probably shouldn't tell him this is wallpaper.

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08-26-12: food coloring and fragrance

Married To The Sea comic: food coloring and fragrance * Text: It's all food coloring. Food coloring and fragrance. I tell 'em they're working with real chemicals, but they're so fucked up from a lifetime of helicopter parenting they'd all go blind and infected if I let them touch anything stronger.

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08-25-12: get outta here injuns

Married To The Sea comic: get outta here injuns * Text: Get outta here, injuns! These guys behind me are gonna shoot the h*ck outta you! They aren't scr-aren't messing around!!!!!

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08-24-12: why would it be a joke

Married To The Sea comic: why would it be a joke * Text: A joke? Why would it be a joke? Do you think it's funny that I have been elected moderator of the web's $2-most-popular shuffleboard forum? Because I don't.

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08-23-12: dance catte

Married To The Sea comic: dance catte * Text: Catte we will try once more from the Top and if you cannot Dance comically I will find another catte for my viral Animal Show.

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08-22-12: doctors note

Married To The Sea comic: doctors note * Text:

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08-21-12: mix dry ingredients

Married To The Sea comic: mix dry ingredients * Text: Mix dry ingredients in a

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08-20-12: magical land of america

Married To The Sea comic: magical land of america * Text: And in the magical land of America, girls and boys got presents all the time, not just on Christmas, and Santa looooooved hauling that shit around seven days a week.

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08-19-12: miss cool subway

Married To The Sea comic: miss cool subway * Text: Miss Cool Subway Restaurant Nah, not that one, the one where they really hook u up with toppings

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08-18-12: its not gross

Married To The Sea comic: its not gross * Text: It's not gross. It's pre-emptive. If I don't shit in the pool, someone else will. Either way, we all have to get out of the pool.

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08-17-12: wheat terrorism

Married To The Sea comic: wheat terrorism * Text:

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08-16-12: rowing machine

Married To The Sea comic: rowing machine * Text: I've been rowing for fifteen minutes and I'm not even in the river yet?! This is hard.

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08-15-12: good news from the bible

Married To The Sea comic: good news from the bible * Text: I have some good news, Mr. and Mrs. Wilson...It turns out the Bible doesn't say anything about homosexuals. So your son will still go to Heaven if he believes in the Lord Jesus Christ. Of course, if you two are shitty assholes, you might want to go to Chik-Fil-A, and insult your son a lot, and your existence will burn with the toxic fuel of hatred, but that's totally optional.

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08-14-12: settle this like humans

Married To The Sea comic: settle this like humans * Text: Instead of ramming into each other and messing our antlers up, why don't we settle this like human beings? I'll run some ads that say you aren't creating jobs, and you can run some ads saying I love terrorism.

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08-13-12: fencing vs golf

Married To The Sea comic: fencing vs golf * Text: Touche. You got me. Can I finish my round now? It's getting dark and you've already stabbed me a dozen times.

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08-12-12: safety hazard

Married To The Sea comic: safety hazard * Text: You think all these exposed belts are a safety hazard? I think they're more like an awesome hazard.

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08-11-12: online morgellons advice

Married To The Sea comic: online morgellons advice * Text: If what I've read online is correct, this second window is really going to help my Morgellon's.

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08-10-12: fierce warriors in great outfits

Married To The Sea comic: fierce warriors in great outfits * Text: You're fierce, Lance. You're mega, mega fierce. Get out there and show that wyvern who's boss. No! I'm not! I'm not fierce at all with my nipple chains all greasy. I'm just a fat old greasy nipmonster.

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08-09-12: a guide to libertarianism

Married To The Sea comic: a guide to libertarianism * Text: Libertarianism: The fantasy that letting the invisible hand of the free market fill the universe with advertising would be more pleasant than minor government regulation.

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08-08-12: advanced dungeons

Married To The Sea comic: advanced dungeons * Text: As you enter the cave room, a giant rat steps out of the shadows and attacks. The giant rat strikes for....B-13 points of damage. What do you do next. Go fish.

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08-07-12: how to be a goat man

Married To The Sea comic: how to be a goat man * Text: Goat I bring an offering of a beautiful Tray so that you will teach me the Ways of a Goat Very well Human your first step is to wear the costume of a Goat and climb around as one

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08-06-12: your pet needs expensive surgery

Married To The Sea comic: your pet needs expensive surgery * Text: Your pet needs expensive surgery! Poor Mr. Doggles! We'll get you feeling better in no time. Yes we will. Yeeeesss we wiiiillll. Damn, that sucks. Can you throw the cat in the trash here or should I take it home and chuck it?

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08-05-12: allergies my ass

Married To The Sea comic: allergies my ass * Text: Allergies my ass. That little bastard Jason is allergic to everything that isn't sitting in his filthy computer chair whacking off to fishfucking vids. Or whatever fat kids are into these days.

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08-04-12: blistering heatwave

Married To The Sea comic: blistering heatwave * Text: No, it's fine that the power's been out a week during a blistering heatwave. I'll just pretend it's the 80s! Look, I

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08-03-12: do students make bongs

Married To The Sea comic: do students make bongs * Text: Do students make bongs? All the time. I'll fire the piece in the kiln, then when they come to pick it up, I'll say

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08-02-12: bird wants to mate

Married To The Sea comic: bird wants to mate * Text: What's that, bird? You want to mate? At six in the morning? You want to mate your ass idiot face with a huge broom? Coming right up.

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08-01-12: retail establishment

Married To The Sea comic: retail establishment * Text: Wow! Running this retail establishment is super-profitable and the people who come in aren't dicks at all!

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Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2017: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul
2016: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2015: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec